Mar 31
yogapantsandoversizedsweaters:
hahah sounds like my life goals right here
If someone actually did that last one to me I’d probably pay them
^^ Done
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Mar 03
- Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
- Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
- Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
- Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
- Tumblr: PORN?
- Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
- Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
- Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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Feb 23
This is why I don't take naps.
- expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
- reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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